ISSUE #182
I've always loved drinks named after things that kill you. Venom, take your place on that esteemed list, alongside Colt 45, Mad Dog, Lazer, Night Train and others. Now, let us dance. With resident DJs Rob Hitt, Erica Dagley and Baya Voce.
I was thinking about this the other day. I've never once in my life been drunk on sangria. The only wine, in fact, that I've been legitimately drunk on is Mad Dog 20/20. That's how classy I am -- I consider MD 20/20 a wine. (See also: Boone's Farm).
I need a vacation from this place. I love you Happy Ending, but I snuck into you when I was too young, and now that I'm older, being inside you makes me feel like a forty-year old hooking up with a spring break co-ed in South Padre.
This party got shafted from Wednesday back to Tuesday. And from the village down to L.E.S. Good thing we're here to keep track of it all. RSVP here.
The only joint in town with two open bars on two different floors. Now let's sort out which is which. Unintuitively, the Disco Down open bar is upstairs. The other open bar is for the SixSixSick girls, downstairs. I know, going out can be so confusing.
