Day drunks are my kind of people. Normy from Cheers was a day drunk and he's basically my model for adulthood.

You know how Larry Clark makes those annoying pictures about stupid skaters who just skate around, fuck each other and smoke things? Well, Halloran's work is the awesome version of that minus the douche kids, plus some dirty skate parks in polluted LA.

Dooley's, a new kid on the cream liquor block, wows with its impressive collection of epicurian accolades. It's like candy for grown-ups!

Going to an open bar and finding free pizza is like a beej with a reach-around: extra special nice. $5 pitchers of Coors Banquet Beer all night and free pizza from 7pm 'til gone.

According to the flyer, this party features a DJ set from every working DJ on the East Coast. It's also hosted by everyone who's ever gone to a party in New York City, including pornbot Joanna Angel and gender-bending nightlife icon Michael T.

 

The important hour, as far as this list is concerned, is from 10pm until 11pm; that's when the bar is flung open. RSVP to rsvpgglamm@gmail.com for free admission.

 

Flavored vodka may feel silly when you're drinking it, but believe us, you'll appreciate that watermelon flavor when it comes back up in seven hours or so.

If you want to see me and Zygo Vodka go 'til gone, then you've gotta be here at 11pm. You'll know who I am because I bring my own lampshade to wear on my head as I crash through barstools.

Midnight to 1am on a Wednesday is just dangerous open bar timing. It's hard to stay dry until midnight and, once you're there, you over-compensate for the anxious lingering and, invariably, over-do it. Don't fall into this trap.

 

RSVP to rsvp@illprohibited.com.

 

Remember when regular arcade games cost 25 cents and then nicer ones like Mortal Kombat cost 50? Of course you don't, I'm old as dirt. Regardless, this half-dollar Bud draft special takes me back to simpler times (except with more brain damage).

 

 

Hey everybody, The Plumm (that's two M's, mm'kay?) is clearly having tough times in this winter economy. I mean, why would they let us non-DBs in free and throw in an open bar?

 

Here's your chance to get a glimpse of a New York City nightlife before Todd P rolled in. Bottle specials, DJ Camilo, DJ Doctaaa and "UPSCALE & TRENDY / STRICT DRESS CODE!" Free w/RSVP to mikejonesphoto@gmail.com.